"Don't mock the scarf, it's my signature."

In honor of tonight's most excellent episode of Gossip Girl, I present to you, the best of Chuck Bass, which has somehow been condensed into a 3:12 video of his most memorable quotes...impossible, but true. Enjoy:

Also, while I was on the hunt for the above video, I also found the following...

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XOXO - Christine