So, as I said in my last post, the Britney concert was awesome! While, the dancing, lip syncing, and use of props were all on point, my favorite part of the experience was watching this stellar lesbian couple alternate between making out, caressing each other's necks, and squabbling THE ENTIRE TIME:
Poor Jenn, they were sitting directly in front of her and were incapable of just sitting the fuck down and enjoying the show like two normal human beings. The short haired blondish one had clearly convinced her punk rock Amy Winehouse-esque lover into coming to the concert, probably by pushing it as some kind of public foreplay after hearing that Britney's pussy's been hanging out.However, the princess of darkness was clearly not having it and actually slapped her skunky Ellen Degeneres looking gf across the face. After some heavy petting and sensual neck caresses, they made up. Only to begin fighting again 5 minutes later. This went on until, the Glesbian (goth lesbian), who obviously thought she was way too hard and edgy to be at a Britney concert, finally put her foot down and made her doormat of a girlfriend leave the show early.
All I have to say is that you're lucky you're a lesbian, my little tattoo eyebrowed friend. A guy would NEVER put up with that shit. You should have been thrilled to be at a Britney show, surrounded by scantily clad teenagers/40-year olds. If you were dating a dude, you would have been stuck pouting at a Celtics game with a guy who would've told you to suck it up instead of being such a bitch. GET OVER YOURSELF.
Okay, enough venting! More posts to come later, namely regarding match.com, my weekend, and commentary on the wide variety of inspirational facial hair I saw around town yesterday.
XOXO - Christine
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