Walk of Shame Kit

So, just came across this magical invention called, "The Walk of Shame Kit," and I'm pretty sure I need to order myself one (or twenty).  Heads up friendlies, this is what you'll all be getting for your next birthdays.  Except for Jenn, who will be getting an apron, some brownie mix, and a refrigerated box addressed to me.  Don't blame me, you're the one who's baked goods are to die for!

So not only does this spectacular kit come with a backpack, a pre-pasted toothbrush, handi-wipes, and a note card (should you wish to leave your drooling prince charming una mensaje), but it also includes a cotton dress, flip flops, and sunglasses, so you don't have to trek across the city dressed like this: 

You. Are. Welcome.

XOXO - Christine