I love my life, slash I am awesome 2.0

FYI, I am shitfaced. This is what happens when you meet up with your friends at 7PM for some $3 per drink triple-fisting action.

Things I have done/realized in the past four hours:

I drank 4 Coors Lights and then remembered that I am awesome (Editor's Note: Don't worry, I never actually forgot that I was, but the degree to which I am a ridiculous human being just happened to hit me around this time).

I may or may not have hit on a member of the Babson class of 2011. In my defense, he was wearing plaid and looked at least 23. (Editor's Note: This was a pretty hilarious exchange. He was wearing a plaid shirt and was furious that I called it flannel. He then proceeded to make a random girl and I pet it, tricking us into hitting on him. Cool times.)

I FB chatted like 17,000 (okay, three...) people and uploaded a bunch of awesome photos after taking down many beers and talking on the phone with Tom of Script fame about our respective new jobs. (Editor's Note: FYI, Tom friended me the other week and we've been chatting occasionally, mostly because we're in the same field and partly because we always did have great talks. Apologies for not mentioning this sooner. Also, Jim and I had a lovely convo and I'm glad to see that we can be friends.)

Today was awesome and I am beyond excited to spend the next two months prepping for the fall, hanging out with my friends, and enjoying the gorgeous weather. Things are good, and despite the craziness of the past year, I'm happy and pretty thrilled about life in general.

Jesus I'm a great speller when I booze, slash ALL the time haha. I'll be back tomorrow to post some pre-fourth of July items. Have a lovely night my little loverfriends!!!

XOXO - Christine

Wanted: Lion Cub and/or Midget Friend

So, for those of you not following my obnoxious photo tweets about Bradydog, etc. on Twitter...the little guy was here last week and brought much joy and laughter into the lives of all who had the pleasure of running into him on the mean streets of Boston. There were playdates with Zeke and Olivia, trips to school, whole afternoons spent in the park...really, it was the highlight of this entire city's November. Sadly, I had to return him to my parents after a few days and it was truly a devastating loss...not just for me, but for Massachusetts as a whole.

While desperately searching for a way to remedy the situation, New Roomie Kate came up with an ingenius idea. Ready for it?

Befriend/hire a midget, excuse me, "little person," clothe him in a lion costume, and return home every night to his wagging little tail and smiling face! Incredible, right? We have determined that peeing when meeting new people is optional. Authenticity is nice, but no one reeeally enjoys cleaning up urine...trust me, I would know. In addition to being a lovable ball of joy and wonder at all times, we would expect said Little Lion to morph into a cleaning and organizing machine whenever we leave the apartment...you know, the way that stuffed animals totally come to life as soon as you leave the room.

For their services, we would house them in a lovely plastic crate, with the option to upgrade to the foot of my bed after a 3-month trial period. The starting pay is 3 milkbones and two meals per day, with a negotiable bonus of one chew toy and/or soup bone for each time they are required to come to the bar and wrangle our drunk selves. Two chew toys if they have to chaperone us while we sleep so we don't throw up on our laptops...just saying, it's a possibility.

So, if you know any little people and/or small children looking for a yob in these uncertain times, or simply looking to scratch and lick their way to being this happy,

Sweatshirt not included with offer.

then please direct them to this blog, and remind them that like ibankers circa 2004, they should look beyond the initial salary, as they'll be earning at least half of their income in (drunk patrol) bonuses.

Until the next post...

XOXO - Christine

I just died a little inside watching this...

Probably the cutest shit I've ever seen. You may want to save this one for a Monday pick-me-up.

Beagle Puppy Attacks Rottweiler - watch more funny videos

I need to get Bradydog back to Boston ASAP; I'm suffering major cuteness withdrawal!

Happy Friday friendlies!!!

XOXO - Christine

O.M.F.G.

Hi bunnies, I just wanted to post a quick apology for not updating in OVER A WEEK. Seriously, have I been thinking?? Anyway, life has been beyond crazy lately, what with studying for the MTELs, the light food poisoning that prevented me from taking said MTELs, finals, a wake, a week in NH, helping Ali and friends move, and starting a new semester today....sheer madness.

I'm about to crash right now thanks to the longest day evaaaaa, but I promise I will give you guys a nice, juicy post tomorrow after I get my NEW COMPUTER!!! Still not sure if I'm rolling with the macbook or the macbook pro, but I guess I still have a few hours to have a life crisis about it.

Until then, I just want to say that the ending to tonight's Gossip Girl was incredible. I watched it over at Anna and Melissa'a apartment because we had man situations to discuss (more on that tomorrow night - promise) and I literally screamed out loud when Chuck Bass did the unthinkable and <SPOILER ALERT> told Blair he loved her! FINALLY! Now we all know that I am approximately 25% sentimental/loving and 75% judgmental bitch, but when it comes to Chuck and Blair? Well, I am a hopeless ball of mush. I've been rooting for those two crazy kids all season!

Full disclosure: I've been rooting for them because I am totes in love with CB and secretly believe I was BDubs in another life.

If you're like me, and you can't wait until next season for more Chuck and Blair action, then check out this newly discovered website dedicated to all things C & B: http://blairandchuck.com/

Alright, discuss amongst yourselves and I'll be back tomorrow night with a full length incredible life update, movie and photo filled post!!!

XOXO - Christine