My very own texts from last night...

Oooh bunnies....do I have a story for you. Actually, it's more of a collection of moments that I didn't black out, but here goes. So, last night we all dressed up and hopped aboard a very preppy booze cruise around Boston Harbor. It was a fabulous time, full of seersucker, drink tickets, and dancing whilst trying not to fall over as the boat rocked. After the boat docked, everyone headed to J.A. Stats for the after party.

This is where things start to get fuzzy for me and my texting abilities declined dramatically. According to the people I was with, I went off on my own and got lost, then we all met up at Bell in Hand, where I made out with some random dude, and then I convinced a guy, who is in my phone as "Indiana Jones," to come over. I guess drunk me knew I needed a chaperone... anyway, here are the incredible textchanges that followed...enjoy!

This is a convo between me and Patches O'Houlihan. I was trying to get him to come play on my roofdeck:

And "fond a ne w boy" I did:

To Eubanks, who wasn't in town last night:
Apparently I wasn't the only one who couldn't text...


And to Matt, one of my neighbor's who was on the booze cruise. I "hated" them all because they were being slow and I wound up in an alley by myself. Whoops.

To Eubanks, JDubs, and BDubs...I have NO idea where the n'sync comment came from:

And the pièce de résistance, my convo with "Indiana Jones."

WOW. Good times. These texts definitely explain why I'm still hungover at 5PM on a Friday. Alright, I think it's time to pack my bags and head to the lake! I'll be back sometime next week and will hopefully be able to do some blogging when I'm not baking in the sun!

Hope you guys all have phenomenal weekends!!

XOXO - Christine

More Levi Madness

So, apparently Levi has become THE new "it boy" of the gay community, thanks to his unreal hot to dumb ratio (see the moment at 0:55 when his eyes glaze over after being asked about a potential Palin divorce). Here is a video from this week of Levi being interviewed by Andy Cohen, of Bravo fame.

Enjoy!

Stellar.

And in case you didn't know, the girls and I are heading to Countryfest tomorrow, so get ready for the wonderous joy that will be the Countryfest recap. Twelve hours of boozing in the sun with Levi-esque boys in cowboy hats? YES PLEASE. Something incredible is bound to happen, so I will be sure to let you guys know as soon as my hangover wears off!!


XOXO - Christine

"Levi, please tell me you can read..."

For those of you who didn't watch the Teen Choice Awards the other night, Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin's baby daddy) teamed up for publicity and walked the red carpet as a couple, despite their 37 year age difference. That's like 6 generations in Levi/Bristol years! Last nihgt, Kathy sat in for Larry King and interviewed her "lover" for Larry King Live. Here's the video and a link to the Gawker article for those of you who want to watch the magic as it unfolds:

Too bad he's a hot mess, because I think he's adorable.

XOXO - Christine

"I'll keep you in the bedroom so long they'll put your face on a milk carton."

So, for those of you who haven't seen these FAB dating videos yet, please behold, the wonder that is FunnyorDie.com's lampoon of Jon and Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" fame:

Heeeeere's Jonny...

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And Kate...

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Aaaaaand, the infamous other woman, partymonster Hailey Glassman...

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Phenomenal.

And as an added bonus, meet Bobby, the best Perfect Date dater EVER. This is one of my all time favorite videos on the interwebs, and that honor doesn't come easily...

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"I got brains, I got big old brains, I got dinosaur brains."

"I'll keep you in the bedroom so long they'll put your face on the back of a milk carton. They'll come looking for you, but they won't find you though, 'cause you'll be gone, like a ghost, like a sex ghost. You'll only come out on Halloween and Valentine's day being like knock knock, who's there? Trick or Treat, SEXXXX."

In-fucking-credible.

Until next time...

XOXO - Christine

Obama, fucking regulating.

Ahahahaha, this is incredible. Enjoy:



XOXO - Christine

You need to slow your roll, people!

In case you guys haven't heard, there's a new product on the market that is the exact opposite of Red Bull. I know, I know, mind blowing. This new drink is called, "DRANK," and is being marketed as a grape flavored alternative to weed. The second I heard this, a combination of the following three things popped into my head:

1. Dave Chappelle's sketch on Grape Drink:


2. Katt Williams LOVES weed:


3. "Drink in my Cup" by Electrik Red:


Whoever thought of this product is either an evil genius trying to make bank, an evil genius trying to hold down the black man (much like the invention of whiskey preventing the Irish from ruling the world), or, and this is my favorite option, one of T.I.'s friends trying to find a way to sneak him some liquid kush in prison.

Seriously, check out the DRANK website:

Slow Your Roll? Grape Drank that mellows you like weed? If this works, then I'm willing to bet it has Lil' Wayne's seal of approval...and you know what, my life motto of choice is WWWD, or What Would Weezy Do, which means that I am down to try this shit and let you guys know how it goes. Future health side effects be damned, I want me some DRANK!

If any of you loverfriends know where I can procure such a beverage, or would like the honor of sending me some, feel free to comment on this post, email me at afterpartyblog@gmail.com, or direct message me on twitter @afterpartyblog!

XOXO - Christine

Party at Usher's!

I am in no way embarrassed to say that I LOVE this song, entitled "One Time," by Justin Bieber...who is only 15-years old (if you ignore the fact that he looks ten). NBD. Apparently, Justin began singing around age 12, waaaay back in 2007. After winning several competitions in his home country (Canada), he was invited to meet with Scooter Braun and was eventually signed by Usher.

Let's keep our fingers crossed that this adorable specimen of a teenage boy keeps his head on straight and only makes career enhancing blunders, a la One Night in Paris and/or rehab, and not career ending ones, like Kirk Cameron and finding religion, which was clearly an epic fail.



Not gonna lie, I spent the whole video rooting for Justin and his little love interest harder than I ever rooted for that weird looking brokenhearted kid in Love Actually. Blasphemy? Maybe. Seriously though, is it possible for me to adopt this kid to be my little brother? What if I promise not to siphon his royalties into my own offshore account and give him girl advice whenever he asks and drive him to the mall on alternate Saturdays? No? Damn. Well, at least I can still enjoy the video, right?

Much more to come later tonight/tomorrow!

XOXO - Christine

Behold, The Most Awkward Couple EVER

Hey bunnies, I hope you all had fun weekends and decent Mondays! I'm so sorry about Friday's post in which I failed to properly embed the video of the most awkhawk couple of all time. The commentary is from me and a woman sitting near me in the park. Ignore the part at the end when I try and rescue a small child from running into the street.

Enjoy!



XOXO - Christine