In honor of JShore 2, premiering this Thursday!

So, my good friend Lee totally spotted the Jersey Shore crew filming season 3 in Seaside Heights this weekend, and I am BEYOND jealous, though perhaps this will make up for it....


Jesus I love these crazy kids...

XOXO - Christine

Genius.

Dear god I hope this is eventually made into a full length movie...

Tourist Attractions - watch more funny videos

Also, this amuses me:

CARPOOLIN' - watch more funny videos

And the outtakes:

CARPOOLIN' - The Outtakes - watch more funny videos

XOXO - Christine

Best. Discovery. Ever.

This just made my already-awesome-even-though-I'm-exhausted-and-still-hungover-from-last-night day!!

Behold the glory that is daytripsociety!

Is it possible to be in love with a website? Because I'm pretty sure I am...

FYI, the following items are on the table as potential future bday/christmas/you-are-awesome gifts:

A fictional graphic novel about Bigfoot's life, from his perspective? Yes please!
Serving tray.Nautical plates.LOVE these.

Made from a recycled sail.



Definitely could have used these today.

Anyway, that's it for now friendlies, can't wait to update you all tomorrow about whatever shenanigans we get into tonight!

XOXO - Christine

"I want to deboard your crazy train..."

This is mother effing hilarious: (Via HNTDO)

How to Dump Online: Email

Subject Line: I’ve Notified Law Enforcement Good Memories

Dear Tabitha,

I’ve been doing a lot of heavy drinking thinking, and I want to deboard your crazy train don’t think we should keep seeing each other. I really like your apartment you and I’m obviously very attracted to your roommate you, and in a lot ways I am baffled as to how you manage to function daily on even the most basic level we match well, but I just can’t see myself watching you pick lint off your sweater and eat it again staying in a relationship here.

It’s a very specific general feeling, more based on the incident where you shoved the prongs of a fork under your thumbnail until it bled without comment where I am in my life. It’s easy hard to explain, and I guess I needed my recent vacation to hide from you figure things out, but I really feel like it wouldn’t be fair to keep boning seeing you after i found the dead racoons in your freezer if that’s the way I’m leaning. I feel like if I don’t make this decision now, my life will be at risk in the very near future we’d both get more and more emotionally invested, and yet I’d still feel like I’d need to probably move out of state leave, and then it would be much worse for my physical safety.

Just to be clear, this has everything nothing to do with everything anything you did or definitely did didn’t do. You’ve caused my very soul to shudder been great in all ways, and I really did recoil in disgust enjoy getting to know you. Believe me this was a prudent not an easy decision to make, and it’s not one I made without first securing an order of protection lightly either.

I wish you were locked up the best - you’re on your way to a 72 hour involuntary psych hold brilliant, every idea you have is born of some deeply seeded psychosis pure genius! You’re beyond drug therapy hilarious yet curiously allowed to roam free sensitive, tolerably attractive cute yet bangable sexy also. And you could win gold in the crazier than a sh*thouse rat contest kissing olympics. Please don’t call me hate me, and I hope you are very far away very soon understand.

I’ve already changed my name, Best of luck to you in all that you do,

-Formerly Max Smith

Also via hownottodateonline.com....

This looks like approximately 30% of my Match.com interactions. Like this one. Remember?

Lazy-eye: NICE LEGGS

Me: Great pick up line...not creepy at all. P.S. No thanks.

Lazy-eye: miss picky on the internet? LMAO

Me: The last thing I need in my life is a 41-year old man who doesn't understand the proper usage of capitalization. They're called standards, and, shocker, I have them; in fact, most girls my age do. Good luck finding a 21-year old "4 FRIENDSHIP AND SOMETHING REALLY COOL."

Good times.

Happy almost Friday!!

XOXO - Christine

KCSCougar is a Genius Animator

Please enjoy Lady Gaga's little monsters...


Leno and Conan...


The Real Housewives of NYC...


And my all-time faves, the Real Housewives of New Jersey...


XOXO - Christine

"Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth..."

Cannot describe my love for this song with words, so here's the video:

This song, and pretty much anything by Vampire Weekend, immediately transports me to my lake house, where I'm surrounded by water, sun, and friends, and am generally loving life. What I'm trying to say is that it would be basically impossible for this song to not put a smile on my face.

Speaking of Vampire Weekend, I was listening to "Oxford Comma" for the thousandth time the other week and my mind was BLOWN by a lyrical revelation. Ready for it? Skip to 1:41 to hear the slickest Lil' Jon shout out ever (no "YEAAAHHH, OKAAYYY" here).

Incredible, right? In case you missed it, the song goes: "First it's to the window, then it's to the wall; Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth..." Too funny that it took me well over two years to notice haha.

Anyway lovers, I hope you've all had wonderful weeks and I will be posting a break-up/life update later tonight or tomorrow!

XOXO - Christine

How 'Bout a Toast...

This is basically incredible:

I would get married just to have someone do this for me. Okay, maybe not, but you get what I'm saying.

XOXO - Christine

Latest & Greatest in Hip Hop

Remember last summer when I asked you guys to check out my friend Donnie's album? And you did? And you inevitably LOVED it? Well, I'm asking you to do it again...this time for a kid named Sam Adams Wisner (I really hope that's his real name). As far as I can tell, based on the non-Boston Lager related google hits I found, this kid's a senior at Trinity and is completely ridiculous.

I just downloaded his brand new album, "Boston's Boy," on itunes, and I suggest you do the same. His style is semi-Asher Roth in that he's young, white, and likes to talk about getting high, but he also has a surprising amount of edge for a Wayland native and fellow NESCACer. The beats are awesome, the lyrics are tight, and he even incorporates some espanol and a few wonderfully educational lines about supply and demand into his song, "I Get High." Perhaps this is what happens when rappers don't drop out of the college they claim to love so much? Just a thought...

Another favorite musical moment comes when he meshes his own backbeat with the instrumental of "Walking on Broken Glass" in his song "Driving Me Crazy." Too good for words. In addition to being crazy talented, he's also hilarious, as I discovered via his twitter account. Behold:

I hope you guys love this shit as much as I do!

XOXO - Christine

And this is why condoms exist...

Keep your ears open for such fine phrases as "lady business" and "sexual congress."

Dear Jesus...we're in trouble.

XOXO - Christine

Literal Music Videos

These are amazing:





Also, as a sidenote, Nick Carter turned 30 this past week, and Justin Timberlake turns 29 today...this means that I am officially nearing old age, or at least a quarter-life crisis. In addition, when I googled "backstreet boys ages" to verify this news, this article was the second thing to pop up: Jesus hates teenage girls (and the gays)

Blasphemy I say!

Alright, back to the Sunday night grind for me, but keep your eyes open, because I'll be eeking out more time to post in February than I did in January!

XOXO - Christine

Best Photos of 2009 (Via CollegeHumor)

Hellooooo my bunnies! I'm so sorry that I've been an absentee bloggerfriend, but shit's been cray-zy lately. Hopefully the best internet photos of 2009 will help alleviate your suffering!

Hores make everyone feel good Timmy.

Too soon?

Phe-nom-en-al.

Bitch had it coming...

Wish I'd known about this test back when I was dating my mildly gay ex-boyfriend...

I feel like this photo sums up my friendship with Anna. I'm all, "Love me, play with me, let me lick your face (metaphorically)!" And she's all, "Ugh...okay, but just this once, and only because I need a bath (hug) anyway."

Touche, sir.

True story? I once played darts against my sophomore year boyfriend's roomate. The bet? If I won, they would clean their own suite for a month; if he won, I would make sandwiches for my bf and all of his friends, on demand, for a week. Guess who won.

Ahahahahahahaha. That's all.

Love the Kool Aid man. "OH YEAH!"

Too funny.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Real Life Timon and Pumba

As a future educator, I really hope I get many, many tests back like this, solely for the purpose of posting them on these here interwebs.

Clever, clever, clever.

This joke never gets old.

Hope that entertained you guys for the moment; I promise to start posting more as soon as I get a handle on this little thing called time. Unfortunately, my favorite exchange (regarding facebook and those nutbags over at PETA) saved far too small and I'm too tired to deal with it, so check it out here: http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery:Most_Liked_Pictures_2009#1928947

XOXO - Christine

Un-fucking-real.

Check this crazy shit out; definitely worth the 7 minutes:

Apologies for the lack of blogging so far this week, but it's been a crazy one for me. I'll get back in the writing saddle later this week/weekend, I promise!

XOXO - Christine

Merry Christmas, Jersey Shore Style

Christmas has come early this year, in the form of the following Jersey Shore video. Words cannot sufficiently express the joy these kids bring to my life.

The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey Shore's The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D) - watch more funny videos

And on Leno...

And on Conan...Please note Snooki's stepstool...

Part 2:


Also, to see the encounter that led to Snooki getting, well, Snookied, go HERE, and to actually see the punch heard round the world, go HERE.

And just in case you want to steal my brilliant idea for Halloween...here are some inspiring tutorials on becoming properly guido-fied:

And...

Alyssa Milano's Evolution: Jersey Shore from Alyssa Milano

And, my personal gift to you...here's some gossip (via Gawker) from a woman who bumped into the whole cast (minus J-WOWW) at Marquee in NYC last night. Enjoy!

"Like an early gift from Santa himself, last night I met the entire cast of Jersey Shore. Here's how it went down. I do not regularly go to clubs, but last night my friend wanted to go to Marquee and after several rounds of drinks, who was I to say no? We go and the first thing we notice is a black pompadour sticking up over one of the couches. And next to the pomp, was a definite situation. Seated was Paulie D, The Situation, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie and that other one. Here's the rundown on our friends from NJ.

Snooki: In person, she's shorter and tanner than you would even dream of. She was cautious and definitely not used to "fame" yet. Her tits were HUGE and she was NOT the center of attention. I asked her to do some back hand springs and she politely refused. I asked if she planned on pursuing cheerleading professionally and she said yes.

The Situation: A total dickhead, in just the way I wanted him to be. He was too cool to speak to pretty much anyone other than the other cast members. HIS JACKET WAS VELVET! And he would not show us his abs.

Paulie D: Totally sweet. Talked to us for a while, I asked him about the scene where he turned away from that busted blonde girl and he laughed uncontrollably. I was very scared of his hair, but managed to cop a feel.

Ronnie and Sammi: Looked like they were still together, sat on the couch by themselves the entire night. In a nut shell, BORING! Oh, and Ronnie looks better on TV than in person.

The Other One: Don't know his name, but he was there.

One interesting note... Snooki and The Situation were together ALL NIGHT!! They were practically connected at the hip and I wouldn't be surprised if they are hooking up!"

And finally, in case you're not already doing so, I highly recommend that you follow our little tanned fameseekers on Twitter...like yesterday. JWOWW is @JENNIWOWW (see her website here), Snooki is @Sn00ki (where she talks about doing photo shoots with Teresa the table flipper from Real Housewives of NJ, aka my dream come true. Her website is here, and she costs $2,000 for personal appearances...which means that you can find my bday present donation fund here...kidding, sort of), Pauly D can be found at @MTVDJPaulyD, The Situation's Twitter name is, obviously, @ItsTheSituation, and as far as I can tell, Vinny, Ronnie, and Sammi don't have Twitter acounts, and Angelina might, but everyone hates her, so none of them are folliwing any @KKardashianofSeasideHeights's quite yet.

Love you all and I'll see you back here in a few days!!

XOXO - Christine

The Fast and the Furryious...

The Hangover + Furry party + YouTube sensation "Charlie Bit Me!" + childhood favorites + fast cars = One ingenious video.


And yes, if you were looking closely you saw cameos by Julia Allison (in the yellow dress), Meghan Asha (in a red dress), and, drumroll please...Justin Bobby of Hills fame (with slicked back slimeball hair, naturally).

Love it. More to come, so stay tuned.


XOXO - Christine

"Criss-a Angel is a douch-a-bag."

One of the best things I've ever seen. Absolutely worth the 4 minutes. Enjoy:

"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star Rex Lee as Kim Jong Il from Rex Lee

Too funny.

Alright kids, I'm off to start the cooking for tonight's holiday dins! Hope you all have fabulous Friday nights!

XOXO - Christine

I Love You...Jason Segel

Probably one of my top ten internet finds ever. Enjoy:



Favorite line? Try this: "Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Well there were no special effects, no no special effects, so if you liked what you saw, well that's exactly what I'm working with. 1-315-329-6673, call it if you need me, 1-315-329-6673, only call if you're disease free."

Love it.

XOXO - Christine

Breast cancer awareness at its best

So creative; I love it.

Sorry for the lack of posting lately, but I'm in the middle of finals and things are a bit hectic at the moment. Good news: I dug through my attic when I was home for Thanksgiving last week and found many, many awkward photos, love letters, and original poems from my childhood! Get excited, because I'll be scanning and posting them sometime this week!

XOXO - Christine

Happy Thursday!

Hello loves! Hope you all had fab Veteran's days and welcome back to the workweek for those of you who had yesterday off. To get your Thursday started right, I've compiled the funniest videos from FunnyorDie.com for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Christopher Walken doing a dramatic reading of Poker Face:

Christopher Walken sings "Poker Face" - watch more funny videos

Drunk Ewoks battling it out on The Today Show:

Drunk Ewoks Moonwalking - watch more funny videos

Not sure if I've posted this before or not, but Jon Lajoie is the man, so here you go (again?):

Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song - watch more funny videos

"That's What She Said..."

That's What She Said Rides Again - watch more funny videos

The Ed Hardy Boyz:

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

"Between Two Ferns" with Zach Galifianakis:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

And, in honor of Bradydog's recent visit, we'll end with this winner:

Hot Dog - watch more funny videos

Hope you guys enjoyed those! More to come later today...

XOXO - Christine

Who's that driving? Patrick Swayze!

Still one of the funnier things I've found on these here interwebs, and not just because I know the kid in front wearing the goggles:



Enjoy! More updates coming soon, specifically regarding my past few weekends and mah bday!

XOXO - Christine

Time to revisit childhood...

Before watching the following videos, make sure someone passes you a blunt, a bong, a bowl, or a weed inhaling contraption of any kind really, because I just discovered the best shit EVER. Shy of "Endless Summer" or any other extreme sports movie montage, this will now be your go-to getting high video selection. Ready? Here we go...

Law and Order: Special Letters Unit

I'm already picturing myself getting high and shouting, "THERE, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! NO, NO, HE'S WEARING A MOUSTACHE! OH, THANK GOD..." I will be that black person in the movie theater yelling, "DON'T YOU GO UP THOSE STAIRS!" at the girl in the horror movie, except that I will be white, and curled up on the edge of my couch in my empty apartment, shrieking at fuzzy, life-sized letters.

RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation

Next time your "CSI: Miami" drinking game feels stale, turn to "Rhyme Scene Investigation" for an infusion of fun and laughter.

LL Cool J goes on an "Addition Expedition"

Apparently, rapping and performing basic addition are not mutually exclusive skills after all!

Jack Black Defines "Octagon"

Dear god I hope he was high when he shot this.

And, the best Sesame Street video ever?

Try NPH as a shoe fairy. No, really...

LOVE IT.

More to come. Night kids!

XOXO - Christine