Who is Nikkkiii...Haha, SOO Good.

I present, to you, the most amazing audio clips of all time:

#1 The set-up: An Indian woman living in the US suspects that her husband of three years (via arranged marriage) is cheating on her. She suggests that the radio station DJ call him and offer him a pair of Beyonce tickets, because he is OBSESSED with Beyonce. The catch is that the DJ asks the name of the person who the Indian dude will be bringing with him (Nikki), as well as a special message to that person. Hilarity ensues. Enjoy:



"The American girls, they use the mouth!" Haha, love it.

#2 In case you haven't heard it yet, the following is widely regarded as the douchiest series of voicemails of all time. Here is the backstory:

A girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

Here is the link to both of the voicemails:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/691530/

"You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder."

In-fucking-credible.

Alright, that's it for now bunnies. I hope you had a few good laughs and I'll update later this week!

XOXO - Christine